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1. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.

2. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

3. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain mistook her for the new world.

4. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

5. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

6. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”.

7. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”.

8. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

9. Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

10. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

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